TOP 5 THINGS THAT FREAK ME OUT. [about GUYS]

1. UBER VAIN 'MODEL' PICS.

-Seeing a guy's friendster or facebook bombarded with his face [close-up] and his body [wearing only boxer shorts...or worse, underwear or NOTHING. (in my case, i never ended up in one.)] pretty much freaks me out. GROSS. It's not that only the female species are authorized to do that, some guys take their pictures like they are girls. AND THAT'S YUCK. Lalo na kung gwapo pa man din. KAHIT ANO hitsura niya, he will freak me out with his super-close up photos. =p

2. HE WATCHES TYRA BANKS--by HIMSELF.

-Watching Ms. Banks' Little show with your girl friend is acceptable. But sitting pretty in front of the TV watching that model blab about loving your cellulites [and you're a guy] just sends a chill down to my spine. URK.

3. HE FINDS WU CHUN GWAPO [even in a manly way.]

-Wu Chun is handsome. Ask me. Ask everybody else. BUT making him the 'pogi inspiration' of a guy is just plain--WTF?! Guys have a very delicate ego. So, he won't stoop down Wu Chun's level [OH YES, even though Wu Chun is sooo much better that his face.] Guys won't say, 'Gwapo naman si Wu Chun.' when asked by their girl friends. Guys would normally say: 'No he's not. Mas gwapo ako jan.' YEA. Indeed. Ahh. The safety of guy's confidence.

4. TATTOOS.

- Oh yea, it's the male measure of toughness. But it's plain lame.

5. HE READS MAXIM BESIDE A GIRL.

- It's human nature. Males read those. But beside a girl?! NAH. Leave the reading at home before you get the wrong impression.